Optical Busstop and the Levitating Eunuchs

SatanNipple's Ode

(With apologies to Shakespeare)

Oh thou who laughed and scorned me

Adorned on the branded bull shalt be

Oh people of the cawted Korg

Listen to my peckled word

When thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
Thrice and once, the hen-pig crew’d.
Round about the caldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone lies,
for 30 Days and 30 nights ;

Sweated venom sleeping got,

Boiling first the charmed pot!
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,

Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches' mummy; maw and gulf

Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock dug in dark;
Liver of bawling Korg;
Gall of goat, and slips of Borg
Silver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turkey, Texan’s lips;
Sliver of a Wibber Wade

Finger of birth-strangled babe

Ditch-deliver'd by a drab
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the contents of my caldron.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
When the charm is firm and good

Then I will delve into thy midst

Divining who there won’t be missed

And then my dears the fun begins

You Korgies suffer for my sins

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Some information on this song

The original version of this song was written and developed by Paul Blackburn from the UK using a Roland Ready Stratocaster guitar and Roland G33 guitar synthesizer additional material was then added by Ron Caruana in Florida using a Korg Keyboard. It was intended as a 2003 Halloween joke for people who use Korg studio recording equipment at http://www.StudioTrax.net and this is why there are all the references to "Korg" and "Korgies". The words were developed by Paul from the things the Shakespearian witches say in Macbeth though if you check you will see that he doesn't use all the words as they are written nor does he necessarily use them in the order that they appear in the play. He has also added various bits such as reference to Star Treks "The Borg" and oddly "a Texans lips" which certainly weren't in the original. Finally, who knows what he means by the phrases "cawted Korg" or "peckled word"? Your guess is as good as mine.